Single Politicians Want You
The following people are single/ divorced/ unhappy with their current significant others/ stupid/ lonely. They want you to be the only ray of sunshine in their bleak lives. If you’re interested in starting a relationship with any of these people, please contact me for their personal information: Their electronic e-mail, phone number, home address, the color of their house and the times they’re usually there.
That Country... Africa!
Our beloved Professor Flutti. I remember walking to the environmental science class as a freshman and seeing the gold African-Map pendant resting chicly on her neck. I was impressed and astonished by her extensive knowledge and travel in several African countries. That fall, she led a trip to Botswana.
I Spy with my Little Eye...a load of rubbish.
One day during break, I took a break from watching wasp larvae destroy caterpillars from within on Animal Planet to watch the news. To be honest, it wasn't due to some deep seated desire to know what was going on in the world around me; rather I had missed the day's soccer games and wanted to know the scores. So I switched over to Sky News. It turns out I was about 15 minutes early for the sports news.
Gloria Arroyo's Letter to God
President Arroyo of the Philippines won a second six-year term in June 2004. Her aim is to tackle corruption and improve Philippines ' economic conditions. According to Mrs. Arroyo's profile, she is keen to emphasize her Christian faith. When we asked her for the letter she wrote to God earlier this week, she was more than happy to share it with us. Margarito Teves, who is the finance minister of the Philippines , faxed this to us earlier today:
Franklin Interviews Karl Rove
An Enlightenment correspondent was lucky enough to meet Karl Rove, the man partially responsible for revealing the identity of Valerie Plame, a CIA employee. Rove is George Bush's senior advisor and chief political strategist and around the White House he is usually known as “the belching, farting fatty who smells like three different flavors of crisps.”
Q: Was that a good enough introduction, Karl?
A: Can we please just get on with this?